I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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