no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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