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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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