i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She has the best kind of daddy issues
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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