You just made me feel so damn special
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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