Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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