I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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