Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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