YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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