If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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