Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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