Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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