Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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