New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Actions speak louder than pants.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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