Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I am one with the molecules
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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