GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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