Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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