my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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