how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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