I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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