This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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