Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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