At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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