the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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