she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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