you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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