butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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