i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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