Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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