i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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