My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
