I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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