ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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