i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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