my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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