I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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