CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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