is your mom at the bar?
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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