You work out of a Hotel?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I can't turn off my feet"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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