Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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