Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.