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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.

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• (707): View more from California

  You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch

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