Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch