Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs

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(817): View more from Texas

So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much

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(925): View more from California

2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.

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(913): View more from Kansas

we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar

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(651): View more from Minnesota

make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.

(1-651): View more from Minnesota

I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.

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(708): View more from Illinois

he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet

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(813): View more from Florida

i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before

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(602): View more from Arizona

I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.

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