She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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