I hate your face
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize