GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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