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i just wanna soil my oats bro
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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