Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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