somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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