She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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