Buhtt sex?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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