Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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