He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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