he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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