You really coming over, don't trick.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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