That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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